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About Varied / Hobbyist Premium Member Christopher dÄ5ch AdrenMale/United States Groups :iconthe-kyrdan-order: The-Kyrdan-Order
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FanArt:  PK5 Custom 12mm Pulse Gun  by Great-5 by CzechBiohazard

Czech, once again you have proven yourself to be an expert weapon designer. I honestly wasn't expecting anything too radically differen...

Mecha - Enforcer by ModalMechanica

This stood out at me right away when I saw this in my deviations messages. The shapes and overall form are simply amazing. Everything, ...

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I don't do free requests, I only do paid commissions and art trades. I also don't believe in points, I only accept Paypal and Paypal only. Note me with the details of what you want drawn, and we'll take it from there :3

I WILL draw:
:bulletblack: Weapons (swords, guns, etc.)
:bulletblack: Ponies, both OCs and official MLP: FiM characters
:bulletblack: Mecha (tanks, aircraft, powered armor, etc.)
:bulletblack: Mild fanservice or pinup-style images (humanoids)...please keep the request PG-13!
:bulletblack: Mild plot/flank stuff (ponies)...please keep the request PG-13!
:bulletblack: Creatures

I will NOT draw:
:bulletblack: Outright porn or fetish art
:bulletblack: Non-MLP fanart (generally no...but there are some exceptions)
:bulletblack: Landscapes
:bulletblack: Overly-complex poses and angles (not a good enough artist to risk it yet)

Weapons

:bulletblack: Rough pencil sketch: $3 - $7
M91 Caseless Service Rifle - ROUGH by Great-5Gauss rifle by Great-5

:bulletblack: Completed digital drawing:
$15 - $20 (orthographic)
$25 - $40 (perspective/isometric)
PK5 Custom 12mm Pulse Gun by Great-5I4-B35 Heavy Energy Pistol by Great-5Kyrdan and Xandu swords by Great-5COMMISSION: Mercenary Bolt Pistol by Great-5
:bulletblack: Additional view: Add $5 - $15

Ponies

:bulletblack: Rough pencil sketch: $7 - $12
Pretty Purple Ponydump 10-4-2012 by Great-5

:bulletblack: Completed digital drawing: $15 - $20
Taulight Sparkle by Great-5Bane the Tacticool Pony by Great-5

:bulletblack: Additional character or background: Add $5 - $10
COMMISSION: SoarinDash Space Marines by Great-5

Character Design

:bulletblack: Rough pencil sketch: $8 - $15
PICTURE COMING SOON

:bulletblack: Completed digital drawing: $25 - $30
Sanke Lenna by Great-5

Art Trades
I also do art trades, character-for-character or design-for-design, with an optional background, depending on whether or not I feel up to including one.
Art trade for Jacquibim by Great-5Art Trade: Maverick Shot by Jacquibim

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  • Mood: Isolated
  • Listening to: Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
  • Playing: Quake 4
  • Eating: grilled chicken
  • Drinking: Racer 5 pale ale
Sixteen days since my big "decade resolution" picture commemorating my dA membership hitting the ten-year mark and I'm still not quite back in action yet. Finals week is coming up, and after that, summer...and with it three whole months of virtually-limitless time to catch up on my art projects.

Reasoning for my absence

I just feel so bad, leaving some crucial projects hanging, letting down a few of my watchers who were expecting commissions and/or art trades for God knows how long now. I've actually spent a few nights in tears over the past 8 or 9 months because of my extreme inactivity and how it could be hurting my connection with my watchers, missing the old days (from 2010 till about 2013 or so) where I'd submit at least one major finished piece a month and just rack up the comments, faves and constructive criticism. I fear my absence has severely hurt my popularity and I may never return to my former glory...but I cannot allow myself to dwell on such things.

The one event on which I can place over 90% of the blame is an American history class I took last year. The professor was the most narcissistic, confrontational hardass I've ever had the misfortune of taking a class from, he enjoyed forcing his extreme leftist/Marxist/conflict theorist "EVERYWUN IZ RACISS AN MUHSOGGYNISTIC!!!1!1" stance down all of our throats seemingly just for the sake of bullying any student who didn't follow his exact views, and boy, did he enjoy threatening to flunk us for the most minor of reasons, just as part of his "scare 'em straight" method of teaching. For a crotchety old coot he was the most petty, childish and spiteful professor I have ever had...and his teaching style still haunts me to this day.

I feel that old bastard deeply, subconsciously conditioned my brain to think I can't balance both school and personal projects during the semester or else I'll flunk, I trick myself into thinking I am working way harder academically than I actually am, and then when a semester is finally over my mind goes into "I need a breather" mode, spending almost the whole break to "recover" from a mentally-taxing semester than was NOT mentally-taxing at all. I've gone through two semesters so far after the downright-traumatic US history experience, one of which (a graphic design class) was easily the most gentle class I have ever taken. But I still got absolutely no new art pieces finished, as I was still mentally recovering. That is the reason I've had all the free time in the world, but my motivation's been a criminally-finite resource for me. I'm prepared for the worst...I could take a few more months to recover and re-condition myself to become more productive again. I can only pray to the gods that this summer will be the point my art block dies, and I'll be back to submitting at least one finished, polished work of art a month ASAP.

Keep me in your thoughts...and I am sorry to leave you all hanging.

The paradigm shift

Those of you who have stayed by my side in spite of my art block and general apathy may have noticed some changes in my behavior, DevID information, and general ways of presenting myself. That's because it's on purpose: with my return from absence comes a complete-ish reworking of my entire presence here on dA. Simply because I was sick of the Great-5 I was for the past 5 or 6 years, and feel it's time for a change.

For one thing, I've decided a few months ago that I don't really consider myself a brony anymore. Don't worry, I still love the show more than ever (season five seriously kicks ass so far! You should watch it, like right away,) Rainbow Rocks actually made me start appreciating Equestria Girls just as much as the actual show, and I'll probably never, ever stop drawing ponies and creating cool fanon scenarios and stuff. But after seeing the bad behavior of a few of the more extreme fans with regards to dealing with haters, some bronies' attitudes just really upset me. There is something deeply disturbing about seeing 30-something men throw whiny tantrums and posture to look "tough" (and failing epically when everybody except them sees them for the fat, balding, wangsty old manbabies they actually are) over merely a TV show about cartoon horses. I've got no problem with cloppers (I too find the ponies attractive) as long as they keep it to themselves: my real problem is with the sniveling, weak-willed manlets of the fandom. They've shown me everything I don't wanna be, and who inside I am afraid of already being, and this is one of the biggest reasons for this paradigm shift of mine.

I know that on the surface that sounds sorta hypocritical coming from somebody who is a contributor for The-Brony-Resistance but honestly, the main reason I am involved with that group is I find it comical and refreshing how bronies have mirrored the mentality of some of the more militaristic haters. If they're gonna edge up the joint with gas masks and (airsoft) guns and lots of black and red and appropriated Nazi/Commie iconography, calling themselves stuff like "TEH ANTI-BRONY LIBERAYSHON FRUNT!!1!11" or "ANTI-BRONY REVOLOOSHINARY ARMEE!!11!1" and indulging in autistic revenge fantasies about "liberating the internet" and the ensuing systematic brony/pony genocide, then I say let the fans have a little fun with that ourselves. I see the group as more of an ironic jab at the childish mentality a lot of antibronies have, and will probably submit some satirical works to the group soon (once my art block is down for good.)

Finally, some things you will probably see with the new Great-5 are my exploring of admittedly controversial topics I've been into on-and-off since my mid-teen years. I'll go ahead and say it, I...am fascinated and oddly-compelled by national socialism. Not to the extent that it's actually turning me into a racist or an anti-Semite, but more so that nationalist/Nazi/neo-fascist imagery and some of their ideological worldviews deeply captivate me, and inspire me with my own nationalistic leanings for my own "ethnic group" if you will (those with high-functioning autism, as well as just intellectual introverts who are not actually on the spectrum.) It's been that way since I was sixteen or seventeen, and negative experiences in the past couple years with both extreme liberals such as my US history professor and the radical feminists/SJWs on tumblr, and American ultra-patriot right-wing Christian conservatives, my hatred of both sides has left me more in alignment with the third position.

That's all for now. Hopefully no hard feelings. Great-5, signing off for the night.

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Christopher dÄ5ch Adren
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Need good fan-name for Equestria Girls human world for new MLP fanfic project...got any suggestions? Comment pls 

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3 deviants said Base it on classical (Greek/Latin) word for "man" or "human" (bcuz "Equestria" = Latin word for "horse")
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2 deviants said :iconsweetbroplz::iconhellajeffplz::icongeromyplz: iCE cREAM b1PTCH3S :icongeromyplz::iconhellajeffplz::iconsweetbroplz:
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1 deviant said :icondaftyduckplz: no fak u gerat-fivv y u do dis?
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1 deviant said :icondolanplz: deivnats pls
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No deviants said "Humestria" :iconhahahanoplz:
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No deviants said "Humerica" :iconloolfaceplz:
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No deviants said Bizarre made-up alien/sci-fi/fantasy name (likely unfitting since EqG world based on present day/real life)

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:iconmh11387sly:
MH11387sly Featured By Owner May 23, 2015
hi.
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:iconsomvold:
Somvold Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for adding "To Great-5:06" onto your collections.
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:iconsomvold:
Somvold Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Belated Birthday and please click on the link, somvold.deviantart.com/art/To-… ,for a surprise.
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:iconpubemuppetplz::iconsaysplz: Hello my good battle brother, I am the Pube Muppet, and today I am going to join a Space Marine Chapter, but not just any Space Marine Chapter, the gayest and poopiest Space Marine Chapter this side of Ultramar! Anyways when I get there I will greeted to the sight of a bunch of beefy muscular men in Power Armor, and the thought of what they would look like naked will give me a raging boner. After that I will sneak off to the nearest armory and shove all the bolt rounds up my ass. Then I will grab a Power Fist and use it to jerk myself off violently until I cum a river of splooge which I will promptly drink whole until I get a heart attack from consuming so much cum in one sitting. Ooooooo-oooooo-oooooh! And after that I will grab a Thunder Hammer and smash it down on my penus so I can feel the Emperor's righteous pain! Oh Emperor's righteous pain! Oh Emperor's righteous pain! Anyway, once I am done with that, I will use the flamers a dildo and ram them up my ass. Then I will fire them all off in my anus at once, which will ignite all the bolt rounds I shoved up my poophole earlier and that will set off a chain reaction that will cause an explosion visible from space, obliterating my asshole in a raging inferno from the inside out in the process. Ooooooo-oooooo-oooooh! After that some Marines will walk in on me jamming a chainsword down on my penus and they will get really really really really really really pissed off and clamp down on my testicles with a Power Fist and violently beat the shit out of me for several minutes. While they're doing that an Inquisitor, preferably a male Inquisitor, will drag me off to his sex dungeon-whoops, I mean "questioning" and proceed to use an Exruciator on my penus and testicles at full power so I can feel the heretical pain. Oh heretical pain! Oh heretical pain! Oh yes, that would be swell!
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Great-5 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconborealeplz::iconsaysplz: I am proud to say, sir, that we have all of the things you are looking for right here on Ultramar. We do in fact have gay Space Marines just waiting to join your swell new chapter, and all the guns, swords, bullets and other weapons to use as dildis you could ever want. And our Inquisitor is ready to "question" you too...if you know what I mean.

Oh wait...you do not appear to be human. You appear to be a strange green xenos bearing an odd resemblance to the disembodied head of Kermit the Frog surrounded by black squiggly lines crudely drawn in in MS Paint. Therefore you are a foul xenos, and in that case I am sorry sir, but you cannot have any of the swell stuff I just mentioned. No hot Space Marine sex for you...now get lost before I call in the Adepta Sororitas.

Battle Sister: Aye aye sir, I will be the one to "question" this hairy, green Warp abomination. My meltagun is ready.
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SteelRazorClaw Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
:iconpubemuppetplz: :iconsaysplz: What the fuck!? What kind of piece of shit planet is this!? Fuck off and let me be!
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blackwingedgirl Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
thanks for the fav
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TheNameUGiveMe Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015   General Artist
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And so at Hitler's house in San Francisco, California...

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